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June 4, 2007
This story is shit-yourself funny. No, seriously. This crappy little story reeks of hilarity, but don't take my word for it. Read Toilet Paper by =apocathary and see why it won the *LitFFS Tell Me A Lie competition.
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Last night I couldn't get to sleep until I got this out. 3:23am saw the completion. 2,020 words.

I've done a recording, imitating a terrible American accent. I just listened to it again. No-one is ever going to have the pleasure of that one : )

Entered in the prose section of the 'Tell Me A Lie' competition.

Edit:
Well, shit. A daily deviation. Thank you to everyone who showed their appreciation.

Special thanks to `alienhead for suggesting this (he'll be reading it in his very genuine American accent in the next issue of ~Soundzine, so check it out), $chix0r for featuring it, and ~LitFFS for providing the excellent competition that brought this one out.

Thanks again.

edit lolwut it's back.
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This is my favorite short story ever. I'm a HUGE fan of short stories, but I can't really find any worth reading after the first few lines. The small (and not so small) descriptions of how he shits himself over and over again are brilliantly written...enough to make me feel disgusted but not enough to stop me from reading the whole thing, lol. The way he narrated things cracked me up. Characters like Marty are extremely hard to find, unless you count the cut-out models from most stories. Awesome job. :+fav: